Mr. Poopy Pants.

CEO. Athlete. Pizza Enthusiast.

A decisive, high-impact leader known for blending executive authority with discipline, competition, and unapologetic enjoyment of life. Serious about results. Impossible to forget.

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About

Leadership With an Edge

Mr. Poopy Pants thrives where pressure is high and expectations are higher. As CEO of Subway, he leads one of the most recognizable global brands with strategic clarity, operational discipline, and bold decision-making.

His leadership philosophy is simple: empower people, move fast, stay accountable, and never confuse tradition with progress. He believes authority is earned daily—and that confidence doesn’t require permission.

Outside the boardroom, athletics shaped everything. As a former Division I basketball player at the University of 67, he learned teamwork, resilience, and how to perform when the margin for error disappears.

Global

Leadership Scope

D1

Athletic Background

Daily

Discipline Practice
Experience

Professional Journey

Current Role

Chief Executive Officer

Subway

Oversees global strategy, operations, and brand evolution. Leads large cross-functional teams, prioritizing innovation, efficiency, and customer experience at scale.

Leadership Style

Bold & People-First

Known for decisive action, unconventional thinking, and a relentless focus on results—without losing the human element.

Athletics

Built Through Competition

Division I Basketball

University of 67. High-pressure environments, elite competition, leadership under fatigue, and accountability when it matters most.

Current Training

Boxing for mental focus and conditioning. Basketball for rhythm, instinct, and lifelong competitive fire.

Interests

Balance Is the Strategy

🍕 Pizza 🥊 Boxing 🏀 Basketball 🧠 Leadership Mindset ⚡ Performance Psychology
“Discipline builds champions. Balance keeps them human.”
Contact

Let’s Talk

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